♔jamle

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

 
stability:

i want to be as happy as this dog

stability:

i want to be as happy as this dog

I shut down to protect myself.
6 word story 

what anime is this LOL?

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

it looks so happy :3

it looks so happy :3

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me